i don't like sucking hair
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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