What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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