im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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