I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out