When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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