I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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