When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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