So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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