Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
