Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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