Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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