What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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