I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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