can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize