You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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