WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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