Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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