yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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