Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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