I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize