According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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