Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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