You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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