can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
