therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I will pee on everything he values.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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