Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Randomize
