omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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