at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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