Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
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Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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