Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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