Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
as a side note pls kill me
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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