girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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