well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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