Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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