Plan B is the new Plan A
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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