i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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