If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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