11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
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Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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