Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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