Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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