Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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