Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
found the other keg... it's in the tree
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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