While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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