You can't special order awesome
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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