Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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