my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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