I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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