i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
