I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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