Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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