stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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