Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
