I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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