It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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