Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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