Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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