wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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