Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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