did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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